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Gretchen Haley's avatar

OMG I laughed so hard.

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Gemille W's avatar

Had me on the edge of my seat... WHEW

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MixmasterNeil's avatar

Hahaha, oh my gosh, this is an amazing retelling. You really had the full Colorado experience! The adrenaline must have been intense to sear the thoughts so well into your short-term memory!

A few fave snippets lol: "It’s too swooshy for you to even breathe." & "Yeah. All those sticks are totally snapping under the weight of a raccoon." & "No one would have left that out." & "Will they be able to get into my phone? They can still use my face to unlock it, even if I’m dead." & "They’re just super used to bears? Do they live among the bears, over here, no problem? [...] That’s just camping noises, silly paranoid New York City girl." 🤣🤣

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